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Doodie Calls

Ever get a craving to take a dump? Well, when it happens outside your house, you gotta handle it fast. That's where doodie calls come in. They're basically like regular poop cleanup, but for the one-offs. Some folks might think it's icky, but hey, someone's gotta do it!

• They're useful for things like camping trips, dog walks in the park, or just a real quick pit stop.
• It's not always easy to find a place to pack up your doodie .
• Don't get caught short

Consider: you wouldn't leave a stinky sock laying around, would you? Same goes for your doodie. Scoop it up!

Scoop Squad

Are you fighting with the shame of doo-doo duty? Do passing squirrels give you stinky stares whenever they see your furry friend's deposits? Don't fret! You're not alone. The Poop Patrol is here to offer support and a safe space for all you loyal scoopers out there. We empathize - the life of a furever friend can be challenging, but with our guidance, you'll be ruling your backyard in no time. Join us and learn the secrets to a healthier life!

• Meetings happen every week at the park.
• Discuss your hilarious anecdotes.
• Poop-themed treats available!

Shitty Thieves

These scumbags are the most disgusting of the lowlife scum. They don't just steal your stuff, they leave a disaster behind that makes your stomach turn. It's like they get off on ruiningyour property. You never know when these spineless creeps will {strike|appear. Stay alert, and for the love of all that is good, keep your commode spotless.

The Poop Patrol

Are you excited to embark on the team of the notorious Poop Patrol? This skilled group of heroes are dedicated to solving mystery of the most intriguing poop situations. They employ their knowledge and unique equipment to uncover the truth behind all strange dropping.

From cracking puzzles involving vanished treats to pinpointing the culprit of a foul odor, the Poop Patrol is always on the case! They operate without rest to {keepyour neighborhood safe from threats of stinky poop.

Grass Sheriffs

Are you worn out of battling weeds and pests in your lush lawn? Look no further than Lawn Guardians, your reliable partners in achieving a flawless landscape. Our team of knowledgeable lawn care specialists are dedicated to providing you with the top-tier quality service to keep your lawn vibrant. From meticulous cutting to effective weed control, Lawn Guardians has the solutions to transform your yard into a stunning green oasis.